When call me maybe comes on the radio
April 2012
105 posts
When someone starts saying how great his new bf is
When I get out of the pool and need to dry off
When my friends catch me on grindr at brunch
When Kelly covered Britney
PS If you havent seen yet, you’re a bad gay
When someone spills the vodka
When I see a thin mint
At first I’m like:
Then I realize its almost beach season and I’m like:
When someone offers me adderall
When the creepy guy at starbucks is trying to make eye contact
When my friend says he has a gay softball game
What he thinks
What I think:
When beach season is finally over
When I reveal to the brunch table I took someone home last night
When someone tells me I look tired
When a flock of new twinks are at the bar
When I'm out shopping with friends
When I find out the guy I've been flirting with has a boyfriend
When someone is bitching me out
I’m all like:
But I want to be like:
When a hot couple mentions a threesome
When a twink says he's a top
When you see two boys you've been hooking up with talking to one another
