When my date starts to discuss politics
When that big muscle jock turns out to be a bottom
When I see someone wearing cargo shorts
When you find out your ex is dating someone
When anyone tries to bother me on 420
When someone mentions Glee
Two years ago: Now:
When I realize The Devil Wears Prada is on TV
When my friend gives me his Sean Cody password
When a straight guy says he can out drink me
When I'm waiting for my mimosa at brunch
When my girl friend says she wants to set me up
When I checked my facebook the day the new Madonna...
When someone hands me a regular coke
When the hot guy from last night texts me in the...
When your friend is telling a secret and someone...
When my best friend calls dibs on the only cute...
When you catch your gym crush changing in the...
When the grindr guy shows up and he isn't as hot...
When a guy doesn't manscape
When a date tells me he works for a non-profit