When his pants come off and it's disappointing
April 2012
105 posts
When the bouncer throws me out of the bar
When my friend looks better than me in a bathing suit
When my boyfriend won't switch positions
When a straight guy catches me checking him out
When I hooked up with a Mormon
When a restaurant tells me they don't accept credit cards
When someone cuts me in line at the bar
When there's a hot new guy in town
When someone uses their teeth during a blowjob
When I see my crush at the bar
After 1 drink:
After 3:
After last call:
When my straight friends won't stop showing off their kids
When a craigslist missed connection is about me
When someone asks me to describe my perfect date
HAPPY APRIL 25th!!
When someone has a flip phone
When Kelly Clarkson comes on my Ipod
Happy 30th Birthday Kelly!!
When I'm about to approach the hot guy at the bar
When a starbucks barista gives me attitude
When I'm ready for the weekend
When I don't have enough time to shower before going out
